I mean penis has obvious advantages, like piss-aim and not bleeding. Also looks funny. But what does the vagina have? Like seriously???
Less dangle between activities, more areas for pleasure, better plugin functionality.
Whereas penises have simpler attachment, the vagina has both muscle control, lubrication for better conductivity, easy access to non-invasive interfacing of blood and hormones, storage space and flexible mounting directions. If ever I would have a detachable cybernetic extra limb, regulator or weapon, a vagina would be a fantastic mount.
Just squeeze to activate.
Just imagine that just squeezing as an option makes you a lesser option. “Just squeeze” is exactly why dicks don’t get a chance… !
Yeah, you wouldn’t wanna have it permanently though, huh?
Depends on many factors, but why not?
Heck, I’ll even consider an anally mounted augment if the benefit outweighs the drawbacks. Don’t know quite where the line is drawn, but a sphincter activated collapsible motorbike (assuming minor discomfort or inconvenience) would probably be cool, whereas toothbrush storage might not be worth the trouble.
Less dangle downstairs, more momentum upstairs :p
(Excluding masectomy)Just squeeze to activate
What a sentence
Having an extra organ sitting outside your pelvis can be more uncomfortable than you realize.
Sex jokes aside, you use that area of your body for a lot of supported activities, eg riding a bike, or even just sitting down for long periods of the day. Obviously, sitting on it is not a common mistake, but it can shift out of position or be squeezed about frequently.
Sometimes I think there’s a reason I see more female acrobats. It’s a lot simpler to grapple a bar with your legs when you don’t need to worry about the protection of a cup.
It’s internal, makes for a more elegant silhouette.
Much harder to injure.
More aerodynamic.More aerodynamic.
You clearly have not seen the flappy lips of naked skydivers. Yes, more aerodynamic, but definitely not aerodynamic.
Might be the only good answer in here.
Also potential additional storage.
Sex toys for vaginas are simpler, easier to maintain and even DIY. Also, more socially acceptable in big parts of the world.
And I’d say more hygienic.
You can usually reach the same hygienic standard, just with way more difficult maintenance. In fact, cleaning is most of what my “easier to maintain” point is about.
way more difficult maintenance.
And (IMO) that’s the point
Doesn’t randomly go erect during middle school powerpoint presentations
Lmfao, reminds me of a random highscool team ppt presentation I did with a girl I liked. I got a random awkward hardie during my half, then my partner outdid me and peed her sweatpants during hers.
Then maybe you shouldn’t be teaching middle school???
/jk
I did actually consider becoming a teacher ages back :3. but then I realized you have to be smart for that
No you don’t, you just have to be smarter than those students, and that’s not hard, because they’re stupid. If they’re outpacing you, you just downshift to a lower grade, until you find the grade level where you’re smarter than most.
And for the kids that are smarter than you, you just bully them until they shut up, or transfer to a different school.
Not wrong lol. But you need to be smart to pass the classes to become a teacher in the first place, which really is the hard part :3. I looked into what I needed to be accepted into the courses when I was looking into what to study, and my grades didn’t meet the requirements
And for the kids that are smarter than you, you just bully them until they shut up, or transfer to a different school.
I really hope you’re kidding here
When I was little. I thought my parents were the smartest people in the world. Then when I went to school, I thought my teachers were the smartest people in the world, because they were way smarter than my parents. When I got to high school, I thought my maths and English and science teachers where the smartest people in the world, because they were way smarter than my primary school teachers.
Now 20 years later, I’m friends with lots of people who teach high school, and secretly they’re not that smart. All they need to do is learn the material from the curriculum and teach it to the students.
Enormous respect for what they do, I couldn’t do it, but it’s not a job that requires higher than average intelligence.
Not particularly. You just need to sound like you know what you’re talking about.
Multiple orgasms.
And yet, oddly so many women have never had one. Feels like a feast or a famine thing I guess?
Prostate orgasms enter the room
From the back door.
Self cleaning, self lubricating, no vulnerable dangly bits, doesn’t choke you when you go down, minimal awkward bumps or bulges in clothing, extra room for smuggling drugs, multiple orgasms.
Misogyny probably originates from a place of jealousy, tbh. They take a little more maintenance, but vaginas are absolutely the superior sex organ.
I also have to cite the “women” here/online that felt the need to volunteer how farting normally means farting into their vagina and then later having to fart that out of their vagina… it’s as fucking disgusting as they freely felt to be…
I have been with a partner for over 15 years and never heard nor experienced shit like that… she nor I have never seen that problem… so maybe you’re wrong and folks are just different, some perhaps fucking gross?
Self cleaning, self lubricating
How common are UTI and yeast infections?
Because I hear about that so often from the female population vs (almost) none in the male.Yeah but you can’t do helicopters
I most certainly can lol. I just recognize that vaginas are superior lol
Misogyny probably originates from a place of jealousy, tbh. They take a little more maintenance, but vaginas are absolutely the superior sex organ.
Sigmund Freud reading this and exploding 🤯💥
Shit dude did you bring him back? Hide his mom.
Swlf cleaning??? Bro don’t tell me you can’t smell the fish
Well it’s clear that you don’t have much experience being up close to vaginas.
Also probably thinks breasts feel like bags of sand
Oh come the fuck on.
Are you 12?
I’ve only noticed a fish adjacent smell one time out of a dozen or so women, and even then, it was temporary and her body fixed whatever imbalance was going on pretty quickly.
So, yeah. They self clean just fine.
It’s usually caused by an infection
A super fishy smell, sure. Vaginas all smell different though, and most smell different depending on biochemistry changes throughout the days. As long as it’s not foul smelling and there aren’t any odd changes in discharge, it’s not really something to fuss about.
When a girl sticks her finger in it and pwns you, it’s fantastic
You can use it to sneak way more snacks into a movie theater with a vagina than a penis. A penis fits fewer than three boxes of Junior Mints.
True, but the penis is the vastly superior doughnut transportation
Good for onion rings as well.
I cannot stress enough that you need to wait for them to cool first
Can confirm, my penis doesn’t fit a single box of junior mints, that’s less than three.
I can report similar results. Ladies, how many boxes of candy can you cram into your genitals?
What about twizzlers?
I take them out of the box.
(It’s just a personnel choice, not that the boxes wouldn’t fit.)so, like, do you use your penis like a Pez dispenser to drop the Junior Mints into people’s hands, or more like a dart gun to launch them straight into their mouths?
Oh, I like to have a special individual thing with each person to make them feel appreciated, eg:
- the pez thing
- let them suck it out
- cum with the force of 1000 suns in their general direction
- empty a bottle of coke into my pp & volcano the things out
- special docking procedure where the mints are transferred to their pp
- a sniper like situation where they get a mint into their mouths from a great distance without seeing me
- let them draw from a special collection of valentine mints with messages (one or two handed)
- one jumps on my pp that then shoots out the mints
- I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there
. . .- I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there
Now I know where those were coming from
Don’t forget you have couple of sacks underneath your penis.
Most human males only have one scrotum, most have two things in it though.
Wooosh…
The Clitoris has the highest nerve ending density of any external organ so it probably feels the best when licked. It might feel so good it’s unfathomable as a male and most of us will never know.
PS: The clitoris is part of the vulva and not vagina but I thought it fits your question.
As someone with a clitoris, sadly a (likely rather small) population of us still will never know. Mine seems to have come out nonfunctional from the factory. Sometimes I wish I could feel sexual pleasure like how a majority of the planet seems to.
As an enthusiast of stimulating clitorises, I’d like to remind you/mirroring readers that most of it isn’t the knobby part but (typically) spread throughout the lips and inner thighs, and that is often a more accessible/enjoyable way of stimuli.
In my practice I’ve found that clitoris havers enjoy different stimuli (for a myriad of reasons): deep massage, light tickling, pinching, scritches, pressure, heat, etc applied to lips, folds, thighs, around the opening, as well as the knob. I’ll argue it’s still clitoris stimuli, just better suited to that person’s anatomy and preferences.
And if that isn’t your experience, there are many other ways to stimulate a person and body. I wish you all the sensuality and orgasms you can handle, in whatever way works for you.
Thank you. That’s very kind of you, but I think if I wasn’t going to figure out anything at this point in my life that it’s just not going to happen. To describe things to people, I describe any sort of sensation that I feel in my crotch region as no different than if you were to touch your own elbow. You can touch or rub or lick or suck your elbow any which way you want, but it’s not going to feel at all pleasurable (I’m sure there are some people but that’s not really the point of my analogy).
It won’t necessarily feel uncomfortable, just won’t have any pleasure associated with it. If it’s so complicated that I can’t even figure out where to begin with finding even mild pleasure, then I don’t think there’s hope. It’s likely broken. Idk. I’m 32 btw.
Sexuality and sensuality can become complicated; the body plays a small part, but most of it is typically in the mind and mind-body interplay. There’s a reason the elbow-lickers can get off on it, and it’s not typically because their elbows are wired more sensitive.
Having sensation is proof that your physical parts work, but I hear you say that the connection to pleasure and your lust/sensuality is gone.
Luckily, that connection can be trained and/or rehabilitated (depending on cause of disconnect).
A major part of it is feeling safe, safe in your body, safe to feel pleasure, safe to play/explore, safe to find and act on what you enjoy. Anything from trauma, stress, depression/illness, self image, cultural pressures can make someone enter survival mode and block off enjoyment. Some are best treated by a professional, others might be addressed by simpler inner work, like setting intentional time for recreation, or making space/time/rituals for enjoyment, etc.
Part of feeling safe is also to not have undue pressures to perform or feel a certain way. Especially while rediscovering how you sense and process pleasure, you should give yourself the grace to enjoy yourself as you want. Maybe elbow stimuli is the only way available to you currently? Maybe the only way to silence the self judgment is with kink? Respect your journey, and that we all take different paths, as well as need different things along it. The goal is both to find yourself, but also to learn how to search.
Oh, and as to not misrepresent anything: Most of sexuality happens in the mind, and finding what turns you on and how is typically a life long pursuit as tastes and wonts will change and evolve with you. What happens and yearns in the body is typically in direct response to both fantasy, self image, intent, and your daily form. You will need to explore, discover and play what is sexy to you, as well as when and how.
Besides that, it’s also about training yourself to explore pleasure both physical and mental, how to dance with it, follow it, challenge it and to recover from either intensity or getting lost. Most of it is just finding how it works and feels, but you can definitely get better at both control and constitution with practice.
You have many years left to enjoy the pleasures of your own body, and I would argue pleasure is necessary for a well lived life. Perhaps looking up a sexologist or similar resource could be a worthwhile investment for a life with pleasure?
I’d like to recommend the book The Erotic Mind by Jack Morin, it’s a very good book on the topic of how lust and pleasure happens in our minds and an interesting read. It’s not a substitute for therapy though, neither psychological or sexological.
Have you checked whether there’s still warranty coverage?
Vibrators?
It also helps that a rather large proportion of American men are circumcized. You can blame John Kellogg (yes, the guy that invented bran and had a company named after him) for that
Easier to sell pictures of it.
An extra pocket
I’m so jealous of how many skittles girls are able to carry. I can only fit like 9 in my foreskin.
What a terrible day to be literate.
Your foreskin frightens me.
if you’re brave enough this is not a difference
In that case, bigger pocket
But if ya keep the camera rolling.
I don’t like the sound of that
Well for starters I’ve never found a penis that I can stick MY penis in.
Look up docking, there’s a wider world out there 😁
Well that got real REAL quick.
wait til you find out about sounding
There’s someone for you out there, keep looking
Have you see the size of a horse’s dickhole? Someone’s dick can probably fit in there.
It doesn’t have sensitive bits dangling underneath where you might sit on them in a careless moment.
You should have seen how loudly my back then 6-year-old screamed (screeched?) when she was walking on an iron railing and fell off it, legs on different sides of the railing.
I bet everyone in the nearest three blocks felt her pain from hearing that.
Ehhh that can definitely happen if a woman has larger labia.
I find it hard to believe that’s the same thing. It’s not that you have dangly bits that can be sat on but what you sit on.
Do you think labia have no nerve endings?
It hurts to sit on your genitals. No matter what type you have.
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lol it’s not odd for some women to have longer labia. Sometimes one sits weird and can crush their genitalia regardless of which ones they have.
Big dick, tiny balls
Doesn’t hurt as much when it gets hit by something.
