I mean penis has obvious advantages, like piss-aim and not bleeding. Also looks funny. But what does the vagina have? Like seriously???

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    4 days ago

    You can use it to sneak way more snacks into a movie theater with a vagina than a penis. A penis fits fewer than three boxes of Junior Mints.

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      4 days ago

      Can confirm, my penis doesn’t fit a single box of junior mints, that’s less than three.

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        3 days ago

        so, like, do you use your penis like a Pez dispenser to drop the Junior Mints into people’s hands, or more like a dart gun to launch them straight into their mouths?

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          Oh, I like to have a special individual thing with each person to make them feel appreciated, eg:
          - the pez thing
          - let them suck it out
          - cum with the force of 1000 suns in their general direction
          - empty a bottle of coke into my pp & volcano the things out
          - special docking procedure where the mints are transferred to their pp
          - a sniper like situation where they get a mint into their mouths from a great distance without seeing me
          - let them draw from a special collection of valentine mints with messages (one or two handed)
          - one jumps on my pp that then shoots out the mints
          - I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there
          . . .

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            • I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there

            Now I know where those were coming from