Demand for dongs tends to be much lower than alternatives. They’re just so easy to come by.

You must be my local spider. Sorry about the view.

What about porn that doesn’t involve anyone?

Historical reasons. They don’t want to encourage deal-hungry neighbors to invade for a discount, Poland has been through enough.

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

HVAC technician.

Put it into airplane mode and worry no more.

Answering a question like this in a place where it could be hoovered up by a hostile foreign power. I’m not interesting enough to be targeted specifically but they can cast a wide net and stash away the info for a rainy day.

Oh, what the heck, couldn’t really hurt. My greatest fear is friendly medium/large dogs (Labrador Retriever to Irish Wolfhound-ish) followed closely by collections of good science fiction books and too much time to read them.

Look on the bright side: at least people won’t get those scary warnings about fire risk. They’re bad for productivity.