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Rotate like a pillar of shawarma
Pfft. Beginner.
Rotate like a rotisserie chicken.
Amateur hour. I start to spin around like a gyroscope the moment I set foot in the shower
I stand still and the shower revolves around me.
Relativistically accurate
I spin too… have you ever tried spinning in opposite direction… really fucks with your head.
While rocking left and right how Ray Charles does
I rotate like a döner
Denn döner macht schöner
Now I’m hungry, for you?
I spin right round like a record, baby.
Right round right round???
Right into lovin’ arms.
Except not, because shower sex is horrible. The loving arms can respect my space and wait until after I’m done showering, baby.
Rotate. Why would you just wash one side?
I’m like a rotisserie chicken in there
This is the way.
I start facing and rotate as I wash different areas.
I cling to the ceiling like a frightened cat.
You must be my local spider. Sorry about the view.
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Showoff
I shower in the shower.
Yeah, idk wtf op is doing but it’s definitely not showering
OP please tell me that you don’t just wash one side of your body.
I rotisserie chicken when I’m actually washing myself (and take down there hose to wash my genitals) but if I’m taking a hot shower to self soothe / emotionally regulate I face away.
I rotate like a rotisserie chicken.
I scrunch down in the shower tray like a spatchcock chicken.
yeah I was gonna say. half one side half the other but not split in just two like that. I mean how do you rinse all the soap if you don’t hit both sides?
I turn around so both sides can get clean…
Why didn’t I think of that?
Depends what I’m scrubbing
Underneath? It’s a “rain” shower, it doesn’t matter how I stand.
Fancy
Germany.
Both your one word replies are weirdly funny, thanks for the laugh!
I don’t care for those, not enough pressure for me to effectively wash away soap.
I start by rotating for even heating. Soap my hair facing away, rinse it facing. Wash face facing. Conditioner hair away. Step completely out of the water to quickly scrub neck to feet with soapy loofa. Facing to rinse hair/face. The rotating and rinsing top to bottom.
Done. In and out in 5-10 minutes depending on how dirty I was, and therefore how hard I had to scrub.
I used to use a valve on the head itself to turn off the water completely during scrubbing, but I didn’t get a new one when I moved so I got out of the habit.
I should buy one again. Saves water, costs less.
Predominantly away, unless whatever cleaning I’m doing requires otherwise.
