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2 days agoHow isn’t this the top answer


How isn’t this the top answer


I’m like a rotisserie chicken in there


A passport. Spent years putting it off due to the “expense” but it has been the item most worth the money that I own.


Omg I hope my daughter never discovers this condition exists


No but I see them casually having conversations while running with their friends annd that seems like magic to me. I get embarrassed at how I breathe after a flight of stairs or if I have to hurry a little crossing the street.


Are you a time traveller? How does it end?
She was on HELL of a legal mind but goddammit why didn’t she retire when Obama could have appointed her replacement. The fucking hubris.