0/10. Horrible.
Melt em down, try again.
… either that or put them in an ‘anti human art exhibit’, along side the minimum wage machine that cranks out a penny every couple of minutes, and … a modern budget airline seat.
Someone please build this machine!
It takes a 2€ coin, as you crank the wheel it spits out 1ct in the front and a 100€ bill drops out the back into a vault you can look into but not access.
No. I only use IKEA Atbärt.

Wow is that all it took to make the abolitionist principles leave my body?

(As non functional items I appreciate the aesthetic but looking at them and picturing how they feel makes me want to vomit)
The fork is akin to the barbaric abbreviation, IMO.
Since I viscerally hate them, I’d assume my twin might like them and they’ll show up in the kitchen drawers one day to my annoyance.
I like the rounded handles, makes for easy manipulation. However without taper the balance on the fork would be off.
Then again, this all depends on what gauge steel we’re dealing with. I’m a lummox so I prefer thick, heavy steel so I don’t accidentally bend them.
Ooh, I just learned a new word thanks to you (lummox).
You’re welcome! I learned it from Ren & Stimpy
So that show WAS educational after all!
I’m fine with the knife (it being almost one shape the whole way through is very pleasing), but the fork is no.
Surprisingly, I’m ok with the knife too. But the fork is making me wince every time I look.
I eat with a battle-ready replica of Anduril and a serving fork
I knew I screwed up with my silverware choice on my wedding registry…
I meant to type “sword staffs” not “sword crosses”
it’s a staff with a full length sword blade on one side with a big cross guard that kind of makes the whole thing look like a cross
Brutalist cutlery. That’s uhh that’s a thing I guess








