Boomer Humor Doomergod

I read this as “Newton Pippin” and thought this was about old Apple computers

Getting divorced and married. (The second time)

I’m in the unenviable position of basically doing self hosting for work and all I want to do on the weekend is get greasy under my car.

Gonna change the oil later and replace a MAF

I’ve seen worse examples of government software handling sensitive information.

Save vegetable trimmings in a freezer bag to make vegetable broth.

When I pulled up the dude was trying to push the gate up

This is gonna be a great way to teach kids how to circumvent these controls. A whole generation of hackers will be born

Until you’re like the poor guy I met who couldn’t get out of the courthouse’s parking garage because you pay with an app and he didn’t have a phone.

We can’t launch anything very big, and things that are constantly spinning are hard to engineer for 100% reliability especially if you have to assemble them in orbit.

And since we can’t launch anything very big anyway, it would make sense to maximize interior space. Leaving two sides of the craft basically unusable as a floor and ceiling reduces available surfaces in a space by 1/3.

Not to mention the coriolis effect wreaking havoc on your inner ear.

Which is why every one of them supported making sex work legal so they have those protections.

This is why I endorse Vermin Supreme, whose “give everyone a pony” policy will make those children very happy.

Easier money than doing other work. They could make ends meet other ways, I’m sure, but this is easier and more fun.

Like, I could make ends meet as a roofer but making more money for sitting in front of a computer is easier and more fun.

As for the other stuff, all I can say is that they weren’t all women.

Sex work is not something people do because its a choice but out of need for finances.

This may be true in many or most cases but I’ve met sex workers who like their job and want to keep doing it because it’s an easy and fun way to make a lot of money.

There was a terrible Christian Bale movie called Equilibrium that had a digital dark age as its setting.

We had problems on earth before space exploration, and we’ll have problems on earth after space exploration. And if we colonize other planets we’ll have problems there.

Because every time humans solve a problem they create more, bigger, harder to solve problems.

Space exploration doesn’t affect this.

Protestant work ethic is deeply ingrained in most western cultures

I always thought he was an electrical worker and it was a love song to a power plant.

Linemen also have a cool song about them

One thing you forgot about eco fascism is how the Nazis wanted to use traditional “Aryan” farming methods thought up by the same group of “anthropologists” who went all over the world measuring heads and faces.