Never? Or at least, never during a period where I was old enough to retain memories. Maybe I did as an infant; I don’t remember. 🤷‍♂️

I’ve only ever been paid weekly or bi-weekly (as in every other week, not twice a week).

There is work on commission usually in sales. So you sell a thing, you get a percentage of the item’s sale price as a bonus. There are also tips, but that can work differently depending on the specific location; some places try to pool it all together and split evenly with management taking a cut but some other places this is illegal.

Of course I also have yet to work a job that wasn’t enganging in wage theft, either. Which is either super bad luck on my part, or it’s just a massive fucking issue. (hint: it’s a massive fucking issue)

[email protected] has a handful of wholesome communities she moderates.

I really don’t have favorites with a lot of stuff. Music is one of them. I like practically everything. None of it is liked more than another; more that I like different things for different reasons.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the universe is destined to cease being eventually.

Apparently, yes.

Haribo does make bitter flavored gummy bears sold by prank shops.

If we are allowed to count things that aren’t sold as candy, this technically does exist. They sell bitterants for various things. Like to stop a child sucking their thumb or discourage pets from chewing/eating something.

Read the books

Kinda hard when the education system fails to teach you how to read.

I stopped being an awkward teen by simply getting older and becoming an awkward adult.

Rarely, but yes. It would play on PBS so it was never airing consistently. But I remember a lotta episodes with Baker(? the one with the scarf) and loving it until the movie that revived the series in 1999/2000. I didn’t much care for what it became after, tho it seems at some point it went back to the absolutely batshit insane way it was like as a kid (like with the Moisturize Me lady).

Good rich people don’t exist.

Even Bruce Wayne is a piece of shit that could solve most of Gotham’s problems but instead decides to play dress up and beat up homeless people with mental disabilities.

(and also because that would be a boring story)

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Danger Mouse is the only thing I can remember that might qualify. Everything else that was my “favorite” is still quite well known and popular even today.

Then again, there are so many one season cartoons from the 90s that were hella good and largely unknown even when they were running. Street Sharks, Mighty Max, Mummies Alive, King Arthur’s Knights of the Roundtable, Ace Ventura, Dumb & Dumber, etc…

[email protected] seems to think they are my arch nemesis.

I know a band called Train but I don’t think any of their songs even mention trains. 🤔

There is Casey Jones by Grateful Dead and Locomotive Breath by Jethro Tull that are train *adjacent. * 🤷‍♂️

Weird.

Weird Al.

Weed. And sometimes dead skunk (becsuse it smells like weed).

There’s a reason it’s sometimes call Methdesto.

Yeah… Who the hell eats those dry? The cookie part practically causes your mouth to desertify without any milk.

Because you don’t have the experience to have any wisdom at that point. You might have knowledge, but knowledge and wisdom are not the same thing.