Those are the best ones, where it sneaks by you early, and you don’t even think about it until it gets pulled out at the end.
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My son and I love to spot Chekhov’s Guns. My favorite is the flame-thrower in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. When he pulled it out at the end, my son and I both looked at each other and laughed. We didn’t see that coming.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafeto
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1·2 days agoYeah, MAGA likes to scream about all the problems with their health care in Canada or England, but threaten to take it away, and those countries all go nuts.
It’s unrealistic to expect perfection, but even their imperfect systems are miles ahead of the immoral predatory system we have.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafeto
Work Reform@lemmy.world•It's unacceptable that people like Jeff Bezos exist.English
2·2 days agoValid concepts. I like to speculate on the future Utopian Socialist America, too, if we can make it happen.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafeto
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2·2 days agoI hear you, that all makes sense, and I’ve been hearing it my entire life. When I was young, Social Security was supposed to end before the 21st Century, and yet, here we are.
I believe they’ve just been softening us up to accept it when they finally figure out some mechanism to kill it, and they can say “Well, we always said it couldn’t last,” and we’ll say, “Yeah, it was good while it lasted.”
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafeto
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2·2 days agoHe looks pretty dinosaury to me.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafeto
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1·2 days agoDude, I’m sitting next to you at the meeting.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafeto
Work Reform@lemmy.world•It's unacceptable that people like Jeff Bezos exist.English
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BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafeto
Work Reform@lemmy.world•It's unacceptable that people like Jeff Bezos exist.English
2·2 days agoValid.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafeto
Work Reform@lemmy.world•amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignityEnglish
1·3 days agoYou are flatly wrong, I literally gave you a link to the Wiki about it. It’s a real thing. Anyone who has owned a business with investors and a board is familiar with Shareholder Primacy.
Read the link before you respond further.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafeto
Work Reform@lemmy.world•It's unacceptable that people like Jeff Bezos exist.English
2·3 days agoThe government will have to take a major role in that. Reconfiguring the entire direction of the business environment cannot be left to the easily manipulated vagaries of the American consumer. It has to be much more deliberate than that, with targeted laws and vigorous enforcement.
In the future, we must make it uncomfortable to be super wealthy, like needing permission to spend their money on a second yacht. If the commission determines that’s an unreasonable request, the money will be confiscated, and steered to Social programs. Obviously that’s too much money for them to handle responsibly.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafeto
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2·3 days agoAlso valid. When the time comes, we’ll have that discussion in earnest. Sociopathic Oligarchs will not be consulted.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafeto
Work Reform@lemmy.world•It's unacceptable that people like Jeff Bezos exist.English
1·3 days agoIt’s not that hard. All an “Ethical” CEO would have to do is reduce the profits to 25%, and invest the rest into employee pay and benefits. Then market the shit out of that.
That CEO would be an American Hero, and his company would boom, lifting the share price, and keeping the stockholders happy.
But he wouldn’t have multiple yachts, including one he has to sell, because it was “too big.”
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafeto
Work Reform@lemmy.world•It's unacceptable that people like Jeff Bezos exist.English
3·3 days agoYou missed my point. The solution isn’t to let them continue to be bad, until someone goes into competition and beat them with a more moral business model. The moral model can’t succeed when they are competing with someone who is exploiting and manipulating the system in bad faith.
The solution is to create a business environment where the moral business succeeds, while the immoral business struggles, and eventually decides to follow the rules in order to succeed, or close.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafeto
Work Reform@lemmy.world•amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignityEnglish
3·3 days agoThey should be forced to Unionize.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafeto
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3·3 days agoValid perspective, the main point being that it is imperative that we reconfigure our country so that neither society, nor the government serve the needs of the wealthy, the wealthy serve the needs of government and society. The wealthy have no needs, they are wealthy.
They need to learn that they keep their money at the pleasure of the Citizens, and if they step out of line, or even hint at trouble, the Board of Directors goes to prison, and their entire net worth is confiscated. Do that to a few wealthy families, make them destitute, and have to send their kids to {gasp!} public school, and they’ll learn real quick who they work for.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafeto
Work Reform@lemmy.world•It's unacceptable that people like Jeff Bezos exist.English
93·3 days agoThe problem isn’t Amazon, which employer millions of people and provides services that people obviously love. In fact, many cottage businesses have found success on Amazon, as well as many authors being able to publish their books with the permission of the publishing industry, and much more. Why should we get rid of all that? None of that is the problem.
The problem is profit. If Amazon employees made double or triple their salaries, treated them respectfully, and had great benefits, nobody would complain about them. They’d probably be lauded as a great company.
What’s causing it is Bezos’ untreated OCD, which manifests as uncontrolled compulsive financial hoarding. He sucks so much profit out of the business, that it severely hurts the employees, and the company’s corporate image. If he could figure out how to live below his means, he’d find out that he really doesn’t need enough money for a million lifetimes, he could share that money with his employees, make his customers more comfortable buying from Amazon, and they’d make even more money than they were.
Or America could do what they do with uncontrolled hoarders whose collections start to have a negative affect on those around them - we get them mental help, and give all those cats to new families. That’s what we should do with Bezos. Comfine him a mental hospital until his mania for profit subsides, and give all his neglected money to people who will appreciate it. Or nationalize Amazon, and run it as a government held non-profit, with the proceeds going to fund social programs.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafeto
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6·3 days agoI’ve thought of that, but then we miss out on the opportunity to piss them off every time we raise it, and that’s so much fun.
I love when rich people start screaming that they don’t have enough money, and the poor get all the breaks, and it isn’t fair. Hilarious.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafeto
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4·3 days agoThey need a skin bag to put all that stuff in, and cover it with some pretty scales or feathers or something.

You could sneak onto the island somehow, that shouldn’t be much of a problem.
But integrating with their society? They will out you in literally seconds, the first time you spoke. If they didn’t recognize you as an outsider on sight, they’d recognize from your voice, accent, speech, pronunciation, vocabulary, grammar, syntax, etc. that you were a phony before you finished your first sentence.