My abusive alcoholic pedo grandpa I never met has that on lock. I’m good.
Plot twist: I’m the story that ends my family’s lineage ;)
I’m the last male with our last name in the family. At a extended family gathering for Christmas, they all asked me when I was going to have kids. “Yeah no” i laughed. A lot of dirty looks to that response!
I was planning to be child free and was the last male.i always said I was ending the line. Then I met my wife who wanted kids and since I love her I changed my mind. Now I have two girls so mission accomplished technically.
“…then there was your great-great-great-Uncle Sergio… Who wasted his life on obscure social media…”
My great aunt was. She had the AUDACITY to become a medical doctor rather than a house wife.
I won’t say my family is evil, but we live in fear of paladins.
Anyone know what flowers those are? Kinda look like a hellebore but not quite?
I’m not positive, but they look like peonies to me.
I have the feeling that a lot of people romantisie being the “dont talk about” part of the family but dont actually are ready to be what it takes to be a shamed member.
I had a coworker who was related to the Van Tassel family and said that rumors of witchcraft have been passed down through the generations.






