You’d better be damn good with your PPE setup if you want to try that shit.
Just pay someone like me who isn’t allergic to it to handle it for you!
I’m told by formerly-immune relatives that repeated exposures to poison ivy can make you start reacting to it. I’m not sure how that works or if something changed in their bodies as they got older but a few of them were certain it happened (they were older state workers and landscapers so they’d had plenty of contact and know how to identify it).
I am an arborist. I used to not react to poison oak/ivy/sumac until one day a vine wrapped around my arm and when I tugged it, it scraped my skin. Shortly after that, I got a nasty weeping blister where it scratched me and ever since I get the rash when I come into direct contact with it. Not so bad if it just brushes my jeans or shirt though
Those things can change over time. When I was a kid I could clear our areas for camping.
Not going to try that shit at 50. XD
I’ve heard the same. I’ve been exposed to it enough times to know I don’t react to it. I’m also a pasty nerd with an aversion to sunlight, though, so maybe I’m still immune. My sister is so sensitive to it she seems to break out in rashes even after just walking by the stuff.
It’s funny, I spend tons of time out in the woods and on trails and I’ve never gotten it, no idea how often I’m exposed. I don’t do landscaping or roadside work but I still see it occasionally. I’ve always wondered if I’m chipping away at my immunity with each encounter or if it’s age based and I should be getting my money’s worth before it runs out
If it’s age based I may be SOL since I’m pushing 40. I’m not super enthused about the idea of testing it, though.
There’s a HUGE difference between not allergic to unbroken leaves and not allergic to cutting up poison ivy leaves.
Take it from someone who isn’t “allergic” to poison ivy and had a rude awakening after accidentally hitting some with a string trimmer.
The Law of Return cares not about your PPE.
Imagining them inhaling some of it and copping a murder charge for a “prank”.
Okay. So. If we’re not doing poison ivy, which, fair enough, maybe we want to avoid literal biological warfare (as hilarious as it is) then we need something biodegradable but still as infuriating as glitter. Qualities of glitter that drive people to insanity: it is so small that it is easily attracted to skin, clothes, and generally everything you own, so it is extremely difficult to get rid of if it coats you, AND it sparkles and comes in bright colors so it’s impossible to ignore… I don’t think that holes cut out of leaves would have exactly the same effect - they simply would be heavier, not to mention they aren’t sparkly so might just look like, well, a speck of leaf, which just isn’t as annoying.
Starting with the first problem - getting the biodegradable material to coat and stick to our enemy - is there a way to charge the leaf confetti with static electricity somehow?
Cattail fluff would do a fantastic job
Tangentially, my cat’s tail fluff would also work
Imagine the rage after the last bit of fluff has been vacuumed out of the carpet, only to open the air vent a week later and get a faceful of fluffy white clouds.
Now that seems like a great choice
Sand?
Just use regolith
Much easier and far less likely to earn you a fancy set of matching bracelets and a terrorism charge to send a box of fleas instead.
5000 live cricket
TEN MILLION PIGEONS
A mole of moles
Holy shit thats a lot of moles
And they’ve all been cannonized by the pope. It’s a holy moley.
why would it be a terrorism charge? why wouldn’t the fleas be?
The box of fleas part was a tongue in cheek joke, but sending biological toxins/poisons with the intent to expose the recipient is more than likely serious enough to get the book thrown at you
thats a damn fine thought
That could literally kill my mother.
Next week is the 33rd anniversary of this film!
That’s right - they released a Halloween movie in July. That’s why you saw Hocus Pocus on television every damn year. It bombed, and the rights were cheap.
Its a classic now.
Also how am I that fucking old already.
Young Sarah Jessica Parker made me feel funny when I was just a trowel, not the mighty shovel you see before you.
This is an amazing and hilarious idea
