To the popemobile!
Tana nana nana naaaaaaa
He’s the product
Glass Display Trucks & Experiential Advertising Vehicles
Note: This is the first one I came across. We used to have a ton of this going on in Seattle before covid.
Stop calling it the popemobile because it’s undignified?
Okay, lets call it the pedomobile.
(we like the pooe right now, I know it’s weird and morally questionable but shhhhh) /s
Saying that genocide is bad is like the lowest possible bar of respectability. It’s sad that him coming out and saying that a war is unjust and shouldn’t be happening is considered newsworthy.
Although I will give him credit for sticking with it even after Trump threatened him. He could have dropped it at that point and he didn’t.
In a fight between a pedo defender that isn’t enthusiastic about killing children, and a pedo that loves when children are killed, we’re collectively crying for all of it to be over, but also slightly prefer the first one.
it’s a classic shit sandwich for sure
It’s even worse/cuter/weirder sounding in french: papamobile. Papa means daddy, it should have been papemobile but I think we collectively agreed to have a little fun instead.
Not in any French I’m aware of.
Dang! Have I been lied to my entire life ?
EDIT: nah, even the wikipedia article uses that spelling: https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papamobile
@HugeNerd @nlgranger With a quick search you can see a lot of media outlets using “papamobile” https://duckduckgo.com/?q=%22papamobile%22&iar=news
“The Popemobile” makes it sound like a superhero gadget.
Popeman, protector of
the innocentpedophiles. (Let’s hope the current one will be better in this front.)I doubt he’ll start culling the powerful. Pretty sure they wouldn’t elect him otherwise.
The Vatican also used to castrate boys so they forever have an angelic singing voice for the pedos to listen to.
It’s undignified says the man in the plastic bubble being paraded around the square in the back of a pickup
I appreciate that we have a much chiller pope now lol 😎
I think that’s why they chose some dude from Chicago. Modern times require street smarts & thick skin.
Okay, how about the holy-rolley?
Once the internet names it, there’s no going back 😭
Boaty McBoatface
The chosen representative of the most powerful being that has ever or will ever exist…
…and yet he still needs a bullet-proof car. Interesting.
tl;dr: Matthew 4 covers that by saying don’t do stupid soot to test God
Then the devil took him to the holy city and placed him on the pinnacle of the temple, saying to him, “If you are the Son of God, throw yourself down, for it is written, ‘He will command his angels concerning you,’ and ‘On their hands they will bear you up, so that you will not dash your foot against a stone.’ ”Jesus said to him, “Again it is written, ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.’ ”
Yeah, and the Wizard of Oz said “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain”. It’s the only way their lies still work on you.
Seems convenient “never test anything… because… well… there’ll be no response”
“The lord helps those who help themselves,” The pope muses aloud, as the glass is splintered by incoming rifle rounds. “And I’m feeling real fuckin’ helpful.”
“Enlighten 'em up!” He commands his security details. And with a flourish he swings the MG2 .50 calibre machine gun from beneath his white cloak, cranks the charging handle on the weapon, and begins returning fire.
Oh man, this reminded me of Madness
And your tithing
I think they updated the car. This was during Easter.
The guy riding in the back with the shoulder-mounted bazooka might be a bit over-prepared
That was a camera, but I like your version better.
They want you to think it’s a camera but it’s actually a bazooka.
The ol’ Catholic bazookamera
And look at all those white snipers on the balcony.
Now I demand a Pope Technical! What’s the Italian equivalent of a Hilux?
You’re looking at it. Just like how the guards themselves are Swiss, it makes perfect sense that the technical would be German.
Fiat Starda or even better: Piaggio Ape car
Does this count?
I want one. I will make it go 80 down the 10.
Where else would you mount it, the crotch? Don’t be silly!
maybe i want to be a little silly.
Is there a bazooka hidden in your crotch or are you happy to see me?
Reminds me of the old clone wars micro series…
Little reminder that the pope got shot in 1981, so they added tall bulletproof glass
And the Pope visited him in prison right?
If anyone wonders the motive: it’s mental illness.
Like speaking to an imaginary friend every day, except they’re not your friend they’re your lord and master, and they also speak back to you and you have to obey them or the worst shit imaginable will happen?
Like that, or is it some other kind of mental illness?
The most common excuse used for Islamist terrorists.
Believing that some unseen entity demands you act a certain way is obviously severe mental ilness.
No, I mean, the person is really insane. I spent too much time reading his Wikipedia article trying to find a motive before realizing his statements are completely incoherent and out there.
God works in mysterious ways yada yada
TIL, I always thought they were being overprotective.
PopeyMcPope Truck
The Popemobile: a visual symbol of the fact that even the Pope doesn’t believe the bullshit he preaches.
He doesn’t claim to be a wizard though
Or to be bulletproof.
Let’s call it the PTPT: public terrain pope transport
The Putt-Putt, phonetically speaking.
or Pitty-Pitty
AT-AT but with Pope’s seat mounted on the spine.
Imagine St Peter’s Square sliding open and that slowly rising.
all hail the queen spider
That seems awfully unsteady
Legio Titanicus
You can rename it all you want… it’s still gonna be the popemobile to everyone 😅
