“The Popemobile” makes it sound like a superhero gadget.

Popeman, protector of the innocent pedophiles. (Let’s hope the current one will be better in this front.)

You forgot the “religious fanatics get to shove their religion down other people’s throat”.

Stuff like that is making me unironically anti-theist.

The people that push these laws must be shoved into a solitary confinement for the rest of their lives.