George Clooney

That tracks I feel bad when the PNC hits

Yeah they say an orgasm is like eight sneezes

I’m from Dallas and this is exactly how is describe it too. It’s an absymally failed attempt to create a human society.

It’s okay to eat them because they don’t have any feelings.

I had a community college psychology professor who worked in psychiatric research outside of teaching ask the class, “What is the shape of consciousness? What do you think it is?” He put a clever look on his face and his eyes scanned every perplexed student in the room to see if anyone could produce the simple, obvious answer to the question, “What is the shape of consciousness …”

Finally he broke the suspense and enlightened us all. The shape of consciousness, according to a man who holds a license to practice medicine, is an oval. It’s an oval because you have two eyes and therefore your field of vision is elliptical.