I can’t

“lazy cowards” is something lazy cowards say

Like lead pipes!

I get everything I need from my current salary, so right now it would be infinity dollars. More money won’t make me happier and an eviler job would make me less happy.

But if my family was in danger of becoming homeless, then I would do nearly anything to protect them. It’s easy to say now, but I’d probably value their lives at significantly more than the lives I’d take. Especially if I felt the victims were deserving somehow.

Don’t darknet markets still accept Bitcoin at a greater rate than Monero?

With who?

Not any intermediary. You can still buy/sell crypto and goods using darknet markets and dead drops. Worst case scenario, you’ll be hiding Tide laundry detergent in public restrooms.

Much more durable and portable than potatoes too

Bitcoin and Ethereum both have private L2s.

Sometimes people won’t understand that an idea can’t work until they try implementing it and the practical issues hit them in the face. Better now than once everyone is forced to use it.