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Cake day: August 5th, 2023

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  • Next time you get sick, for any reason, just blow up on him. “I got sick because you can’t wash your goddamn dick sweat and piss after you pee!”. Make it dramatic. He’ll fear you’ll blow up every time you get sick. Or bring friends over and let them go “ewww, did you just leave the toilet without washing your hands?”. Bonus points probably if it’s the sex he’s attracted to that tell him.

    On a serious note: I always wash my hands. WTF?