You’re assuming too much.

The last part reads super misogynist. Young attractive women have problems of their own, feeling underpriviledged in gay bars is not one of them.

You were not asked by op, though.

Spaceship Sagittarius

My friend loves this saying: An experience doesn’t have to be nice, as long as it’s intense. I kind of hate when he says it. But at times of hurting, I remember, and it makes me go all ironic and sarcastic and I become able to find dark humour and absurdity in the situation. And that allows me to appreciate that my life is rich and colourful, even if it’s not always positive. It gives me stories to tell.

When they learn to be ok with cleaning the icky stuff from the sink.

The pagan god of convergent evolution and blasphemy - that’s going to be my new favourite.