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11 days agoHe stated that he took a high dose of aspirin daily, which causes him to bruise easily, and that he applies makeup after getting “whacked again by someone”, referencing incidents such as a high five that had resulted in bruising.
Such a strong man that giving a high five, something which toddlers can manage safely, is just too much physicality.
If Super Size Me taught me anything, it’s that he must be a big skin bag full of pâté.