Do Brits act like that? It’s literally never something I’ve heard as a lifelong Brit, and if anything these people you apparently hear this from all the time are more thinking of shipping canals which are much deeper with steep sides and few means of egress if you do fall in. In the dark you’d be fucked.

Postmodernism. Or perhaps more specifically, Cultural Exhaustion.

Pigs can’t look up. Sharks are older than trees. The duck billed platypus has no nipples; milk just oozes from the skin. All mammals have the same number of cervical vertebrae.

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They’re usually open when the sun’s out, so pretty pointless as you couldn’t charge them without being in the dark.

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Digital bath thermometer. I love my baths and I can get to my exact desired temperature of 43.5 degrees c every time. Great 5 quid purchase.

Why do the french never have 2 eggs for breakfast?

Because 1 egg’s un oeuf.