Omnipotence ofc. I will start by recreating logic itself such that it is possible for me to create a rock that is too heavy for me to lift it.

The world will be pitch black :)

Can you do a video call? Have one of them show you what the other is doing when it fails. Most likely it is something that will be obvious when you see it.

“Just doing my job” being a valid excuse for causing even minor harm.

Maybe it would be very hard to choose not to take thay paycheck. Maybe it would have negative consequences for you to not sell fake insurance to people who don’t know better. You don’t get to pretend you didn’t choose to do harm to others.

Norway

General checkup: 2-3 weeks waiting time, cost 120-360 NOK (~20 US gallons)

Broken arm: Trip to ER, waiting time 0 minutes to 4 hours depending on pressure. Travel costs are reimbursed. Cost 0 NOK. (0 inches of coin)

Eye surgery: Few months waiting time. Travel costs reimbursed. if it was a surgery that was necessary to prevent severe handicap, cost is 0 NOK. If it is surgery to just remove the need to wear glasses, you’d have to pay the thing. Roughly 35000 NOK (3800 Fahrenheit)

I don’t get the impression you have been fully informed of the purpose of the homework.

I asked my cat and it didn’t understand youe question.

Asking it for guidance on distancing myself from human connections faster, and eroding critical thinking skill to the point of not remembering why I needed it in the first place.

My life goal is to not be able to maintain a relationship or even interact with someone who tells me I am wrong.

If I have some time to spare, I’ll use it to convince myself that reality itself is incorrect and I have a novel theory to disprove gravity.

Half hinged: Lent, by Autoheart

Unhinged: Mr Brightside, by The Killers

I am not so sure. You spent some effort here to signal yourself.

Okiedokie. I don’t like you, if that makes you feel better. ❤️

Distributed Death of Self Attack

Inaction is still an action. Not improving the world around you is a choice to accept it. You need to choose your battles, of course, but choose none and I will judge you accordingly.

You’d have to register and be accepted, same as Mastodon. The difference is that the Mastodon instance you post from “owns” your identity.

Nah, he’s harmless. I just want to cause him problems post mortem.

“I am recording this message as testimony in case I die tomorrow April 20th 2026. It is not an accident. Johan the noisy upstairs neighbor who throws cigarette butts onto my balcony and yelled at my kids for laughing too loud may have poisoned me. Do not let him get away with it.”

Yeah, I started reading about it and felt like “yeah ok the protocol design goal is interesting. May solve Mastodon’s issue of losing your “identity” when switching instance. Let’s see how/if they managed to make it work…”

Then I got to a list of testimonials and the first one was by Uncle Bob saying something about “freedom” and fuck me if that guy isn’t a red flag on fucking fire.

Further reading did not impress.

So yeah looks like it’s more of a dipshit culture war totem than a technology.

Oh, that’s a biggie. Can I think about it?

Because the reasons you have for not actively effecting this change apply to everyone else as well.

True. Culture, history, etc as an experience is valid.

It is where people pretend it is important to quality and taste, I call bullshit.

As for the experience… If the old bearded Italian man who served you traditional cheesemelt pig in wooden clogs while singing Por Trancone Parditto were to, say, replace the cheese with Swedish Gulost and not tell you… You would have the same experience.

Not saying it’d be the same, but that the food taste and quality are entirely separate from the authenticity.