so you are my dream girl
The quote appears to originate from this longer blog post.
https://lifewithoutapaddle.com/shit-my-brain-says/the-raven-the-forest/
What if that is my dream girl?
Yeah, and is there a wait list?!
Like what’s the criteria here, do we all have to fight to the death for Crow Jane or what? Or is this more like trivia night at the bar…. Tell me what I need to do?!! Hit the gym or hit the books?
You just have to head towards a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.
Well yea, but then when we get there is that where we battle to the death and/or answer trivia questions? Man I’m so confused
I don’t think that’s how crows work. They choose you, not the other way around. I suggest carrying lots of small shiny things, and being kind to all crows (as they are very smart and have good memories.)
Aww man, now I gotta have bling? I mean, I can be nice but I’m also on a budget you know? Times are tough - man, Capitalism ruins everything
