Not screwed at all.
I’d use a Bowline to secure the end of the rope to the trailer, and a Trucker’s Hitch at the other end.
The Bowline is easy to untie and the Trucker’s Hitch gives a 2:1 mechanical advantage.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowline
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trucker's_hitch
Edit: Another way to secure the end of the rope to the trailer is a Timber Hitch (best for a round pipe) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timber_hitch. Super secure and can be untied very easily.
The ending was worth it.
You gotta love an Ylvis reference.
This deserves a post in YouTubeClassics
Timber and truckers is what I was originally taught. I remember it taking a while to get the truckers hitch down then out of no where it was like ‘snap’, had it ever since lol
That knot comes in handy so often.
Years ago, my clothesline came apart (it had pinch clamps that failed to grab the line tight enough) and I used a Trucker’s Hitch along with Prusik knots to pull the clothesline close enough together to reattach it.
I now only buy clotheslines that come with the mini winch.
This is the correct answer.
Glad to be of service.
You didn’t specify what kind of trailer, so I’ve decided it’s an enclosed trailer with a locking door. I just throw the load in, throw the rope in after it, and then lock up normally. 🚛
You litterally just asked a community of deviants how comfortable we are with rope.
No problem. Clove hitch and a truckie’s hitch is all you need. Super easy to learn. You can even get away with just a clove hitch and a figure of eight.
I’d also recommend learning a bowline, because it’s super useful, and if you figure out how it works, it makes other knots easier to understand and learn.
Highwaymans hitch is super useful too
Yeah, that’s a cool knot. I don’t think I’d use it for a load that needed to be properly secure though. I’d worry about it vibrating loose
Not at all. Assuming I have enough rope, knowing the clove hitch, two half hitches and taut-line hitch means I can secure most loads without worry.
Super screwed!
This always happens when I touch rope! (NSFW)

I was guessing Oglaf before I even showed the spoiler. Never seen that one, either.
Oglaf is so ridiculous in the best possible ways.
I’m offended that you expect me to cut the rope at the end
Same. I don’t know knots very well but I’ve never met one I couldn’t undo.
Cutting ropes is a thing that only happens in movies. They don’t have Boyscouts in California I guess.
Every conceivable use for a rope has a knot that will accommodate it. Knots that don’t bind when under tension are a whole genre.
I think you’re vastly overestimating the average person’s knowledge about knots.
I know all about Knots! He played Barney Fife and Mr. Furley.
I am a rock climber so I’ll tie a double figure eight knot and hope for the best.
Just utter the sacred spell after tying the knot “This ain’t going nowhere”
don’t forget, you also have to slap it a couple times too.
Uuuuh not my job
Oh it’ll hold. It won’t be pretty or conventional by any means but it’ll hold.
All those hours learning knots for merit badges will finally pay off!
This is a completely normal thing to do and I’m baffled that it elicits such trepidation in you, OP.
animatedknots.com is insane
I have the knots 3D app on my phone
I use Useful Knots on my android phone. Doesn’t require any internet connection so if I need a knot in the middle of nowhere I can still find the directions
That app also works offline
But it’s not free










