a_gee_dizzle@lemmy.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 6 days agoHow would you survive a zombie apocalypse?message-squaremessage-square104linkfedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up146arrow-down1message-squareHow would you survive a zombie apocalypse?a_gee_dizzle@lemmy.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square104linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 days agoBy running faster than the people around me.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·6 days agoCardo or cardon’t, there is no cartry.
minus-squarea_gee_dizzle@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·6 days agoBut what if the zombies were riding mopeds?
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·6 days agoWell shit, that’d be fucking cool and maybe I’d want to become a zombie if it means I get to be cool undead cannibals on mopeds.
By running faster than the people around me.
Rule 1: cardio
But what if cardon’t?
Cardo or cardon’t, there is no cartry.
But what if the zombies were riding mopeds?
Well shit, that’d be fucking cool and maybe I’d want to become a zombie if it means I get to be cool undead cannibals on mopeds.
This is the correct response
Are they wearing helmets?
Of course. Safety first