The typical CEO compensation package rose nearly 6% in 2025 to $17.7 million, as company boards rewarded their top executives for bigger profits and higher stock prices, and gave them incentives to stick around and make even more money for shareholders in the years ahead.
Don’t question your social betters, peasant.
They create jobs.
They will trickle down on you when they feel ready, don’t rush them, they can’t do it with people watching!
Any day now.
Oh, it’s trickling alright.
Except it’s piss.
Woo, my lemons are gonna be huge this year!
It will trickle down when we sieze their assets and arrest them