𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢

Relevant part translated:

Section 249. Impairment of public order and safety through antisocial behavior.

(1) Anyone who impairs the social coexistence of citizens or public order and safety by shirking regular employment out of aversion to work, although capable of working, shall be punished with a suspended sentence, imprisonment, or a term of imprisonment of up to two years.

I don’t know if you’re looking for something historical, but in the GDR you’d be thrown in prison. Refusing to work was considered asocial behavior.

Ok, but if I pee I don’t touch any genitals?!

Edit: Pull pants down. Sit. Pee. Pull pants up. Leave. I’m not saying I’m not washing my hands, but I’m not touching my dick either.

Oh my God where do you buy your vegan cheese