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Cake day: June 28th, 2026

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  • Bravely bold Sir Bunlet
    Hopped forth from the clover plot.
    He was not afraid to die,
    Oh brave Sir Bunlet.
    He was not at all afraid
    To be killed in nasty ways.
    Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Bunlet.

    He was not in the least bit scared
    To be mashed into a pulp.
    Or to have his eyes gouged out,
    And his elbows broken.
    To have his kneecaps split
    And his body burned away,
    And his limbs all hacked and mangled
    Brave Sir Bunlet.

    His head smashed in
    And his heart cut out
    And his liver removed
    And his bowls unplugged
    And his nostrils raped
    And his bottom burnt off
    And his pen…

    Well you get the idea