How about we don’t phantasize about lynching? Although I get the sentiment, but that’s going too far.

Oat milks vary greatly in taste between brands, and between normal vs barista. You will have to try around a bit, but the better ones I have had are delicious in coffee - better than cow’s milk, and without animal suffering.

because of that one guy who wants EU app dev on their resume,

this is the kind of people I despise and who I think deserve eternity in hellfire, but also deserve being spit in the face by all their friends and family