...m...

…that’s not normal?..

…i’ve kept a wardrobe of identical clothing since the turn of the millenium; a coworker confessed that they had a pool as to whether i actually changed shirts, so they covertly marked a dot on the back of my sleeve and money changed hands when it was gone the next day…

…it worked for my cousin’s girlfriend; didn’t work out so well for my cousin although he doesn’t snore anymore…

…i set up a small bed in the back corner of another room and sleep great every night now…

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