Most people you’d meet in real life were still jerks, but there was less existential dread. It was more “you win some, you lose some” and less “humanity is doomed and the human condition is irredeemable.”

Products were designed to last.

Most of the people you’d chat with on the internet were curious, benevolent nerds, not narcissistic political hacks.

Maybe in a couple decades it will catch up with you. I’ve been constantly adapting to my aging body’s needs these last few years.

I suppose your teacher read a statistic that Americans are more likely to be constipated due to more cheese and less veggies and fruits in their diets, and constipated people on average poop less, and just simplified this trivia in their long-term memory and lost the details.

I might have beat him, not sure, might have used debug mode. 0 rings? 12 hits? Spike arms? Blegh.

Metroid Prime (the boss) was easier than Omega Pirate, who you seemingly must have defeated

Did you get to the 2nd phase? You have to stand in the phazon pools to deal damage in that phase

Wow that looks like straight up not a good time