Some elevators have doors on opposite sides (e.g. this is common in places with a car park entrance)

I listened to one song and thought it was quite fun. Then I listened to another couple and discovered they were the same song in a different box.

They did a few songs that have a catchy repetitive chorus to be fair. Mouthful of Shit for example. Just not quite to the extent of Tubthumping.

There are sane reasons to ditch an audio port. Like, physical connectors are fragile. Why use something that’s so often broken, when you don’t need to? Why include circuitry for something that you don’t need? At this point, physical audio ports are there for backwards compatibility. I’m not saying wired headphones are bad - I have wired headphones - but phones are the least useful place for them.