Mario party 1. Sometimes the game just continuously fucks you over, with chance time, unwinnable minigames, unlucky dice rolls, bowser, etc.

Then it’s time for a revolution

Of course. Fastest travel = best travel.

And the whole “you might die” sounds like big oil propaganda to me. I bet car accident deaths are way more likely.

Paranoid? No. Racist.

If you were really paranoid, you’d trust no games, regardless of origin country.