If I digest it and poop out normal poop, PFAS

I’m pretty sure Microsoft has more people working on Linux stuff than Canonical has total employees.

Some Canonical employees are working on it but it’s not originally a Canonical project.

And yet in the picture he’s sitting. You had ONE JOB, Wikipedia!

Hopefully their plan for software sovereignty includes using a European desktop environment.

Leftover broad is worse. Leftover cheese is edible on its own.

My very specific niche in programming.

If you ask me about some very common things, I have no clue. JavaScript? More like JavaShit amirite? But if someone can explain OCI layers, describe the boot process of a RISC-V device as it leads U-boot and a Linux kernel, and talk about performance optimisations in modern Python… Well, my team is looking for more developers and this combination of skills seems impossible to find.