Dogs are the best though

The V-Meter is all you need

https://www.velominati.com/technology/technology-simplified-the-v-meter/

Rip in peace jj!

According to Kurt Vonnegut specifically

Stay prayed up fam

I think it would be fine to just build the stations in big cities. Nobody is demanding high speed rail across Alaska.

Jesus Christ

China is bigger and has a great high-speed rail network.

There’s no sign saying you can’t use your wang to open the door. It’s just as fast and keeps your hands clean so you never need to wash them.

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