That’s a great one.

My favorite geography fact is that, if you’re on the northern edge of Brazil, you’re actually closer to Canada than you are to the southern border of Brazil.

fluctuating between 1 and 1.5 crimes per capita

They have a total population under 1,000, yet are one of the biggest tourist destinations in the world. The per capita number is essentially useless for comparison.

Which I believe is the joke you’re making, but I just wanted to put it on the record in case.

Competence.

Unquestionably.

Jesus flipped nicer tables than this.

It makes me angry, but not more than any of the other terrible, dehumanizing, antidemocratic stuff he’s done. To me, this is just more proof of what I’ve always known: maybe he’s not the Antichrist, but he sure is an antichrist.