fallaciousBasis

Gotta keep them coming back for more.

Mysticpickle…

Oh man. I used to work for Apple.

My best advice… Don’t give the advisor™ any reason to believe you’re gonna dsat their ass. You’ll get passed off to another department (they won’t help you, either) ASAP.

And they don’t have good troubleshooting scripts… So tuck in.

That won’t work. You need a cron job.

/M$

Yeah something you wish you could do if you had stove top privileges… Or could wipe your own ass for that matter.

That’s what you get for thinking.

Dildo Juggler Trump

Coprophagia

Oh that’s a fun one. Original incandescents lasted a very long time. Too long (over 10,000 hrs, and there are many examples of ones that have been lit for decades!). The various manufacturers actually conspired(spent a lot of money on research and development) to a 1,000 hr operational benchmark. Profits exploded.

This is common (engineered predictable fault.)