emmanuel_car

Especially if you’re nude.

That’s what a bum towel is for! Or some sort of something washable you can set down wherever you’re going to sit/lie.

lol having multiple cats and referring to them as “the staff” instead of pets.

The staff shat on the carpet again. The staff woke me up to feed them at 4am. The staff were so excited to see me when I came home from work. So excited they shat on the carpet again.

I’ve got a similar mantra - “it’s not hard, I just have to do it”. And then when it’s done I follow up with a “see, not hard, just had to actually do it”