Now do people not struggling to afford healthcare because they’ve given up on the idea of affording healthcare at all and don’t even bother

You just reminded me of the vampire cow in Adventure Time

The one on the right is clearly fae, not eldritch

Per the article:

The data includes third- through eighth-grade test scores for districts in 40 states and the District of Columbia, as of the end of last school year. It accounts for about 68 percent of U.S. school districts nationwide. (Ten states were excluded, among them New York and Illinois, because of high opt-out rates or noncomparable data.)

Oddly, only 38 states + DC in the graphic shared here

Does Midnight Train to Georgia count?

I thought that was part of a pickle spear on the shelf below

Remember, if it’s free, then you’re the product.