He poked them so much, they ended up poking back.

To play with a kid? Untitled Goose Game, Lovers in a Dangerous Space Time, River City Girls.

Voyager is donations only. I donate to it every time a thread like this comes up in the wild.

tbh I looked at audio jacks in internals, and they do usually have double the footprint on a pcb than what you see outside of it, at least on low end consumer devices:

That’s not to say that they couldn’t put anything more compact in a highend device like a smart phone.