Yo dawg, I heard you like vanilla…

Gee, I don’t know about the water claim. I’ve worked on a soy protein extraction site, and our water treatment plant processed enough water for a town of 30 thousand. Produced around 100 metric tons of soy protein powder per day. Most of the water became waste water (full of indigestible oligosaccharides) and the rest evaporated to form the powder.

Soy milk and soy-based shakes/ice cream were among the final uses.

In contrast to oat, I imagine you just soak the flour and filter or centrifuge the solids out. The water used mostly becomes the product.

From what I heard, there are some filters for it, but you just let the coffee sit inside a filter medium over some time in a water jar in the fridge. That’s it. It doesn’t dissolve the heavy molecules as well as hot brewing. Which is nice, as those are usually bitter - so your coffee has a slightly different flavor. I highly recommend it.

I wouldn’t mind a healthy dose of slime in my current oat milk. It’s got no structure.

I’ll try to find a creamer that’s not sweet, sounds like what I need.

I damn near froth the whole carton before pouring, still too weak. Looks like you got lucky with your no name milk.

I found unsweetened oat milk to not be sweet at all. Maybe you got a sweetened one?

Have you tried cold brew? I really like Mississippi Cold Drip, it’s strong and tasty. If I hadn’t abandoned caffeine that’s what I’d always be drinking, would even leave my automatic grinding espresso machine.

There’s an alternative client for Signal called Molly, that has additional privacy options, is fully open source, and doesn’t use Google for notifications.

There’s plenty of useful offline apps in the F-Droid store, and you don’t need to create an account (I don’t think there’s an option to do so).

May I point you towards a somewhat recent Pixel (6, 7, 8) so you can replace the OS with GrapheneOS? You can find verified unlocked phones on swappa.com and the process to upgrade the OS is fool proof on GrapheneOS.org.

You’ll get state of the art privacy and a full featured phone.