I have to disagree on the smart watch, I was of the same feeling at first, tried one for a while, then broke my phone screen. I could still get calls and messages though my watch, most importantly the 2 factor codes for just about everything.

Does that fighter jet have claws 😂

That’s how my ZigBee dongle is mounted, except it’s resting on a shelf

You could just rip out the age verification bits, you have root access, it shouldnt be that hard. If it ever happens