EXACTLY MIDNIGHT LOCAL TIME ON THE CALENDAR DATE EIGHTEEN YEARS SUBSEQUENT TO THEIR BIRTH AS RECORDED ON A LEGAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE

/s

In general, yes.

From my anecdotal perspective, it seems to me like lots of people around me stopped prioritizing their own interests and needs in their late 20s.

I did not.

I enjoy the life I’ve built.

They, apparently, do not.

YMMV

He’s got a good barber

Only if music is.

Making it illegal would be a regulation and you can’t have those unless they’re regulating sex or gender.

I’m not interested. You don’t compromise on this. You don’t tolerate it. It’s a cancer. If his preference is to help it metastasize, he is the one to be avoided.

Fuck all of that. Conservatism is a cancer. Every one of them can go to hell.