Who the hell is “the weekend”? Isn’t Adriana Grande the one with the eating disorder in the movie with that weird black chick?

The instant you touch literally any surface in that bathroom - public or private - you have somebody’s poop on you.

For that reason alone, you should wash your hands.

In fact, I know one guy who washes the public toilet seat - soap and all - before he sits. Can’t blame him, really.