

Pope Leo is weak on crime
Technically, Vatican City has the highest crime rate in the world, fluctuating between 1 and 1.5 crimes per capita. But this is mostly pickpocketing committed by foreigners against other foreigners. Vaticans themselves mostly commit financial crimes and religious crimes. Obviously the solution here is to build a big, beautiful wall along the border and make Italy pay for it, to keep out all those foreign criminals.
Politics in a nutshell:
Monday: Experts warn that Policy A will destroy the universe and eliminate 8 billion jobs
Tuesday: Government tables bill to enact Policy A