You tell me little dog

Non existent. I do not recognise this object as food.

I count those as SF. Romance heavy SF but still.

The fantasy/SF line is pretty blurry. You can have dragons and robots at the same time. Others have mentioned Tad Williams and Zelazny already. I’ll add Melanie Rawn for dragons and magic, Charles de Lint for Faries in the modern world, and Christopher Stasheef for witches and terrible puns. And Tim Powers for a bit of everything!

Incarnations is piers Antony, Alan dean foster is spellsinger (and Alien)

Merde! Putana!

Merde especially because of use by a fictional medieval vampire jumping a moat on a motorbike

My partner is a pan-guy. I like dick, he sometimes wears frilly things and obtains saline boobs. Fun.

Not dead yet