Type o negative - anesthesia

I get one or two nicks/pinches per shave on my electric shaver, but for me its worth it because the resulting shave is smoother/softer, I don’t need lubricants or shaving creams, and the chances of getting ingrown hairs is pretty much zero

Why not electric shavers? I used a razor once, but in 1 or 2 days the hairs became terribly itchy, sharp and uncomfortable.

Electric shavers in general tend to leave the cut ends of hairs less sharp and thus more comfortable and less likely to ingrow. I used a razor once and will never use one again.

Nope, but sounds tasty

I dont use a recipe, I just mix tuna and mayo/hummus(!) and a tiny drop of mustard until it looks sticky, not dry, but spreadable. And sometimes I add cucumber slices after spreading the spread on bread

And if I don’t feel like making a mess, I eat them open-faced, so I can pile my stuff without it squeezing out of the sides