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minus-squarehume_lemmy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 days agoWe can at least hope that somebody, even in this administration, knew better than to give him the real codes. “Yes sir, here’s the nuclear codes: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8.”
minus-squareMycatiskai@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 days agoWe all know the nuclear codes, he says them on TV all the time. Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV, Squirrel The dementia test is also the only code he can still remember. If they ever change the test he’ll fail.
minus-squaredrctrl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 days agoIt looks like my Windows serial keys are all over the internet now
minus-squareCrackhappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 days agoMan, I don’t need to know your Windows 7 product key again my dude.
We can at least hope that somebody, even in this administration, knew better than to give him the real codes.
“Yes sir, here’s the nuclear codes: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8.”
We all know the nuclear codes, he says them on TV all the time. Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV, Squirrel
The dementia test is also the only code he can still remember. If they ever change the test he’ll fail.
It looks like my Windows serial keys are all over the internet now
Man, I don’t need to know your Windows 7 product key again my dude.