• da_cow (she/her)@feddit.org
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    15 hours ago

    If you ever want to get revenge with someone, there are 2 very good ways you can get your revenge:

    The Pissplate

    Gather some pee, pour it onto a plate and put it in your freezer until its completely frozen. Now you can deposit it everywhere you want, and wait for the pee to melt. Common places for a pissplate are sliding it through the slit at the bottom of a door or inserting it into the mailbox.

    The burning poop

    Collect some poop, wrap it into some paper, deposit it in front of your enemies house, ring the doorbell and light the poop on fire. When they open the door they will probably try to stomp out the burning paper and stomp right into your poop.