Funny how my brain suddenly fears death, when I’ve been feeling kinda suicidal… but all the sudden, now my brain has decreed: “wait, fuck, actually death is bad, dont wanna die yet… aaaahhhh”
Can you imagine the horrors of SURVIVING an apocalypse… then you have no internet anymore cuz… um… you know… everyone is very DEAD.
I have a drug addiction… addicted to DOPAMINE…
My Photosynthesis¹ is turning Internet-Rays into the rare and legendary DOPAMINE
(¹Internet Light-Ray Photosynthesis --> Interaysynthesis?)
Like can you imagine doing things like gasps read books? …as entertainment in an apocalypse? Books? Stare at dead trees? The fuck?
(Speaking of books… I feel like physical books transmit too much viruses… DRM-Free Ebooks FTW!.. I mean woukd you even touch a book smeared with zombie blood/puke? ewww… sorry my germophobia is kicking in again)


Or norovirus, or covid or…
Its definitely whataboutism, but I think its important to keep things in perspective. A couple percent efficiency improvement across the global shipping industry would near enough offset the entire cruise industry, and I’d prefer that efforts were focused there.
Just existing produces carbon, and I’d rather people spend carbon on travel and broadening their minds instead of running a 4th fridge like my mate… If only it were that simple…