Funny how my brain suddenly fears death, when I’ve been feeling kinda suicidal… but all the sudden, now my brain has decreed: “wait, fuck, actually death is bad, dont wanna die yet… aaaahhhh”

Can you imagine the horrors of SURVIVING an apocalypse… then you have no internet anymore cuz… um… you know… everyone is very DEAD.

I have a drug addiction… addicted to DOPAMINE…

My Photosynthesis¹ is turning Internet-Rays into the rare and legendary DOPAMINE

(¹Internet Light-Ray Photosynthesis --> Interaysynthesis?)

Like can you imagine doing things like gasps read books? …as entertainment in an apocalypse? Books? Stare at dead trees? The fuck?

(Speaking of books… I feel like physical books transmit too much viruses… DRM-Free Ebooks FTW!.. I mean woukd you even touch a book smeared with zombie blood/puke? ewww… sorry my germophobia is kicking in again)

  • notsosure@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    arrow-down
    4
    ·
    edit-2
    12 hours ago

    Yes, but not in a sense you may think. Tourists get on board of these cruise ships that sail to Antarctica, to witness the devastating effects of climate change, and to get a final glimpse of a disappearing ecosystem. Ironically, Cruise ships are a big producer of carbon dioxide, which is the gas that causes climate change. Even more ironic: Climate change in return is one of the causes for outbreaks like the hanta virus. Humanity is doomed, but climate collapse does have its funny moments.