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Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 13 days ago

Those of you who don't wash your hands after going to the bathroom, why?

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Those of you who don't wash your hands after going to the bathroom, why?

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 13 days ago
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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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    Do not use your hand to direct where you piss?

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      Ever hear of sitting?

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        Same question bud. You still use your hand. Id hope. Unless you just sit and pray.

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          I’m sorry, what???

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            You just let your dick hit the bowl? Thats disgusting. And then you don’t even wash your hands afterwards?

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          Okay genuinely confused, no, I sit down and the pee goes straight down?

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            I don’t let my junk touch the bowl or water. Stand like a man, and wash your hands.

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              I don’t tie my masculinity to how I pee, ya goofball

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                Neither do i. But didn’t your parents potty train you?

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          *Sit and spray

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        bro uses gravity

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        You still need to lock the door

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          Nah it’s just me and my wife so I don’t even close the door, let alone lock it

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            Have you told your wife you don’t wash your hands?

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        Ever heard of washing yourself?

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      I’m freedickin’ that shit homie

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